Producer / Director / Writer / Actor / Publisher / Musician / Improviser / Voiceover / Walking Chinbeard

Welcome to my website.

It's terribly egotistical to have your own website. So, why have I got one?

Is it a post-modern take on how the majority of the population now scream 'me, me, me'? Is it a glorified ego-boost, to show people how clever I am? Is it a vain attempt to be famous and acquire a stalker?

Yes, all of the above.

Feel free to have a browse and please turn the light off when you leave, would you? Thanks.

Best wishes & rainbow fishes,


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